I'm an expert because I say I am

I received a request today to enlist the expertise of Individual A as I proceed with using Twitter, Facebook, etc. for marketing. Respecting the request, I began to investigate Individual A's online presence. The "expert" has been on Twitter for a month and a half and tweeted about 80 times and has no Facebook account that I can find. Using the logic behind calling Individual A an expert, I can claim that I am an uber expert. I have been on Twitter for a lengthy 2 1/2 months boasting 175 tweets and have been on Facebook for at least 4 years with a whopping 386 friends. I will now begin investigating my own consulting firm.